Room Service Songtext
von Frank Zappa

Honey, honey
Honey, honey
Tush, tush
Honey, honey
Too young!
Honey, honey
Wait a minute! Wow! Wow! Wow!
(Say it again) wow!

Honey, honey
Honey, honey
Honey, honey
Honey, honey
Watch this

Gettin' down
Gettin' down
Gettin' down


...t you're gonna do
When your time is up?
What you're gonna do
When your time is up?
Are you gonna take?
Are you gonna be?
I might just tell you please
Are you gonna say?

One thing
I wanna know
One thing, baby
I wanna know
Wanna know
Wanna know
Wanna know
Wanna know
I wanna know
Wanna know
Wanna know
Wanna hold
Wanna hold
Wanna hold
I wanna hold
I wanna go
That's why I'm singin' wow! You


Right over there, there's a doo-doo room
Right upstairs, there's a doo-doo room
Right out back here, there's a doo-doo room
In Perellis' pocket, there's a doo-doo room
Out at home, there's a doo...

Hallo, hello, hello!
Is this room service? Hello?

Hallo?

Is this room service at the Hotel Leningrad?

Oh, ha-ha-ha! Jawohl! Now would you like the little...?
Um-hm-hm, Ja! This is room service

Look here, buddy
Yeas, what would you like?

Oh, I'm so hungry!
You know, when you're a tourist and everything, and you travel around
You know, going to all the neat little shops and everything

Ten marks, cost you ten marks

I'm so hungry

This call is going to cost you ten marks

Ha ha

You got to understand that in the fo... in the front

Look here

Everything cost ten marks

Ivan, listen

Ivan, that's me! (Look) Jawohl!

You're going to sleep, you're going to sleep

Omm

I am so hungry, can you bring me something to eat, right away?

Bouilla... Bouillabaisse?

No Bouillabaisse

Bouillabaisse?

No boogie-a-bay

How about boogie-the-bay?

No boogie-woogie-the-bay!

How about a fishie with the eye fallin' out?

Fish with...? Hey, that sounds delicious!

You're right

Send me some fish with the eyes falling out

How about a little sand over it? That'll make it...

Sand on the fish, yes, a sand-fish

Alright, that be ten marks

You have a sand-fish here?

Sand-fishie? The eye's ten marks
The fishie is forty

Hey! Hey, listen!

Jawohl!

The people in your country certainly are charming
You know where I can get some pussy?

Ah... ehem... wargh... this is very...

Never mind, look

This is very respectable hotel, you understand

Just send me up

You try to bring pussy in here, we spray you with mace

Oh, well

Right in the face!

Oh, well

You no bring no pussy in the hotel

Uh-huh, ok

Who do you think we are anyway?

Well, I guess you told me

Are you a Christian?

Am I... Yeah, I'm a Christian, sure! Isn't everyone?

Oh... okay, you can bring...
Well, you can bring some pussy in here if you're a Christian, that's different

Sure, if I'm a Christian that means I get some pussy, right?

That's right, that's cool, if you're Christian
Okay
You also get Bouillabaisse with it
Yeah, hey, great! Look...
And the fish with the eye fallin' out
I want you to send me some pussy

One pussy

Some fish with the eyes falling out... (one fishie with the eye falling out)
Some Bouillabaisse... (some Bouillabaisse)
And a Bible

And a what?

And a Gideon Bible

And it's a Gideon Bible, okay, we also'll bring you the Finnishian Bible

The Phoenician Bible?
No, the Finnian Bible (the Finnian Bible?)
That go with the Gideon Bible
The Finnian and the Gideon go together here

This is a terrible connection
I can hardly hear you, but look, buddy
Can you please get that stuff up to my room in a hurry?
I'm so hungry, you know?

We shall send it up by the Southern Pacific Railroad

Fast, ah?

That is very fast, so fast you can never know why
He wears the Southern Pacific on his hat, you know what they call him?

K, K, K, Kanzus goes down
K, K, K, Kanzus got a big handlebar moustache
K, K, K, Kanzus always hear toot-toot
K, K, K, Kanzus

You will also like to have a little wussy

Hello, hello, hello, room service?

Hallo?

Hey, buddy

You did not get your order?

No, listen, it's a...

You did, you were not pleased with the pussy?

You don't like Americans (did you...) very much here, do you?

Oh, you American! That'll be twenty marks

Yeah, twenty... right
Well, I don't care how much it costs
You know, just get it up to my room in a hurry because I'm so hungry

Well, you have to understand
If they didn't bring it up there too fast, it's probably because of the...
The long summer that we had here, you see...
You had a long summer and that's why it didn't...?

We had a very long summer, about that fast...

Uh-huh

That's how long it was, like... uh... that...

Now listen!

Wait a minute!

You get that food to my room right away

Room number?

...or I'm gonna call the American embassy

What?

You mean, what am I going to call them?

Why?
I'm going to call them a barrel of motherfuckers
(What? Why? A barrel of who?) That's what I'm gonna call them
Well, I know who's gonna bring it up to you right away

Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis
You know it, George
Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis
Everybody
Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis
Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis